The Whitebelts United
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Post by The Whitebelts United on Sept 13, 2008 2:14:19 GMT -5
As many of you may know as of last week one half of the legendary Shidoshi Yakuza has left HBJJ. With that parting of the moon and the sun their power has become weak, even pathetic. For too long they have plagued us whitebelts with every roll, but from this day out you shall plague us no more. For let it be known that any Shidoshi hand that tries to strike us from this academy will be swiftly cut down!! Every man pays a price for redemption, Shidoshi. This is yours.....prepare yourself.
-Da Whitebelts.
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Post by Shidoshi Shadow on Sept 14, 2008 19:06:26 GMT -5
The aggression put forth by the white belts will not stand nor be tolerated. While it may be true that one half of the Sun and Moon has indeed parted from Hollywood, its presence can still be felt and will continue to echo wherever fear can be heard. It is not wise to issue threats for one never knows when the shadow will grow taller and the Shidoshi will be before your very eyes again!
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The Whitebelts United
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Post by The Whitebelts United on Sept 16, 2008 13:21:59 GMT -5
So the Shidoshi Shadow speaks. Well as you know, shadows fade, echos fade, and so the Shidoshi will fade. Us whitebelts no longer fear your evil, yes evil! Be aware that you are not as anonymous as you once were. Shidoshi, I know your real name. I also know that for as long as you can remember you've struggled against your own black heart and always lost. You've watched your spirit, your very face change as the beast claws it's way out from inside you. You're in great pain, aren't you? You know what evil lurks in the hearts of men, lone Shidoshi, for you have seen that evil in your own heart. You may not be looking for redemption but you have no choice, you will be redeemed. I will teach you to use your black shadow to help the whitebelts. You will become our greatest asset. Resistance is futile, Shidoshi. There is a new order.
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Post by Shidoshi Shadow on Sept 17, 2008 15:06:51 GMT -5
You have angered me. I will see you soon.
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36 Chambers of Shadow
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Post by 36 Chambers of Shadow on Sept 17, 2008 23:35:37 GMT -5
You have forgotten the third member of the Sun and Moon LLC. He is on sabbatical increasing his chi knowledge and gaining more strength in the ways of the shadow and will be back soon from his voyage to the mystic orient.
Like sleeper cells, as one shadow evaporates more shadows will be there to replace. A new warrior has attained the red sash and rank of Shidoshi (tm). He is the master of the russian choke, Zangief Spin, and the hundred hand slap!
Previously the white belts only had to fear for their respect, now they must fear for their bowels!
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The Whitebelts United
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Post by The Whitebelts United on Sept 21, 2008 9:29:42 GMT -5
So the 36 Chambers makes his presence known. It appears there is more to the Shidoshi than I had originally anticipated, however it is not too late for us whitebelts to act. I believe I know of this member of the sun and moon that you speak of. You say he is away increasing his chi, no doubt by forming himself to the ways of Shaolin Shadow Boxing and a Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true the Shidoshi and the 36 Chambers could be dangerous. Do you think your Shidoshi style could defeat us? En Guarde, I'll let you try my Chojin style.
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Legend of the Overfiend
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Post by Legend of the Overfiend on Sept 22, 2008 2:15:31 GMT -5
Your knowledge of Japanese Hentai neither scares the Sun nor the Moon.
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The Whitebelts United
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Post by The Whitebelts United on Sept 26, 2008 17:05:43 GMT -5
I observed today during training the newly crowned purple Shidoshi relentlessly attacking one of our whitebelt brothers. This attack was unnecessary and unwarranted. The purple Shadow transitioned from side control to knee on belly with constant unneeded pressure. This injustice will not be tolerated. A counter attack is coming soon. At last we will reveal ourselves to the Shidoshi. At last we will have revenge....
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Post by Shidoshi Shadow on Sept 26, 2008 17:19:24 GMT -5
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE THE SHIDOSHI OF THESE ACCUSATORY ACCUSATIONS?? You should be watching in awe as the purple warrior blesses you with his presence and allows you to train on the same mat as he!!!
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Ofwhichwedonotspeak
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Post by Ofwhichwedonotspeak on Sept 26, 2008 18:31:03 GMT -5
The Shidoshi is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.
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Post by The Whitebelts United on Sept 27, 2008 2:26:50 GMT -5
Blessing?......Blessing? What blessing have the so called Shidoshi bestowed upon us? Were that arrogance a blessing then indeed we would blessed, however such is not the case. As I, and by that I mean We the whitebelts, stated earlier we are plagued by these two of the sun and moon, the ying the yang, the bada and the bing.
As for you, of which we do not speak, you have been misinformed. The Shidoshi are not sanctified, they are a vile breed full of poison and venom. Wherever they tread nothing but dejection, desolation, and anguish are left in their path. Soon the Shidoshi will be no more and only their leeches will mourn them.
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Post by Far East Shidoshi on Sept 27, 2008 17:49:49 GMT -5
This is Shidoshi from Far East!
I give many private lessons on my tour of orient.
I heard rumor through yakuza bleck market, propoganda from red army spy invading our dojo!
No this not good! This spy compeite in own division. He is speshal division. No good no good. He take many many private lesson from sun and moon and take many picture.
His master is Ashida Kim. Everyone careful of spy, he not shidoshi. He is shirobi! Red army spy! warning warning!
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Post by blindwonder on Sept 27, 2008 23:07:19 GMT -5
Dude....that shidoshi is going to heel hook you and bust your knee caps
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The Whitebelts United
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Post by The Whitebelts United on Sept 28, 2008 1:25:50 GMT -5
blindwonder, you just made the list.
-Da Whitebelts
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Post by Staff on Sept 28, 2008 23:02:38 GMT -5
blindwonder, you just made the list. -Da Whitebelts Blindwonder is one of our most respected posters. Werd.
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